A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God", he said, "How long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To Me, it's a dime."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a dime?"
"In a minute."
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Joke: The Message From Above...
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Joke: It's All Relative...
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Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
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These Inventors Thought Outside the Box! Hilarious
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown's Having a VERY Weird Day...
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Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
Over 100 cringy dad jokes in several categories, including cheesy dad jokes, corny dad jokes, dumb dad jokes, dad jokes for adults, dirty dad jokes and more.
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Hilarious: 15 Witty Bar and Restaurant Signs
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Funny: Wedding Days Aren't Supposed to Go Like This...
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Classic Comedy: the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook!
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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When Two Old Ladies Sit Down and Make Us Laugh!
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Lost in Translation: 15 Hilarious Language Fails
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These Funny Restaurant Signs Will Have You Guffawing
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Hilarious: When a Ventriloquist Gets Hypnotized...
Watch this ventriloquist as she does a creative and funny routine I've never seen another ventriloquist do anything like this before!