A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God", he said, "How long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To Me, it's a dime."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a dime?"
"In a minute."
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16 of the FUNNIEST Warning Signs We've Ever Seen!
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown's Having a VERY Weird Day...
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Animals NEVER Cease to Make Us Laugh!
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Chaplin’s Food Fight Scene Still Has Everyone Laughing
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These Public Signs Will Make You Grin Like a Cheshire Cat
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“Wait, You Work For The Bureau?” Funny Gag!
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These Goofy Cats Will Have You Howling with Laughter
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