What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician