Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.