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Sky Puns
Q: What is a cloud's favorite reptile?
A: A blizzard.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
Mummy Puns
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
Q: What was the pharaoh's favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Computer Puns
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Cherry Puns
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
One Liners for Kids
Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick?
A: To the dock!
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
The Lion's Birthday Party
Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane? A: 99. Q: What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge. Q: What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fridge? A: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge. Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing and why? A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge. Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle. Usually, the alligators would kill any animal that approaches their waters. However, Sally makes it across safely. Why? A: All the alligators are at the lion king’s birthday party. Q: Unfortunately, Sally still dies. How did she die? A: She was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Deer Puns
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Art Puns
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Tiger Puns
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Weather Puns
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Pea Puns
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
Peach Puns
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Beaver Puns
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Gorilla Puns
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Wind Puns
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Donut Puns
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!