Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!