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Mother Puns
Son, your mother died. It happened when she choked on her dinner from laughing.
You could say I have a killer sense of humor.
Band Puns
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Breakfast Puns
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Coffee Puns
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Puns
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
What do you call a serial killer on acid?
Jack the tripper.
Monster Puns
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
Medical Pick Up Lines
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Funny Love Poems
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,
They enslave you, caress you!

You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse you!
Right then it gets real bad,
Misconceptions they kill you!

You give them all,
You’re taken to the mall,
Spend all your money,
Until you fall!

They flirt, tiny skirts!
Eyes blink, you’re alert!
Black magic, their mastered skill!
New guys like contraception pills!

Some naughty, some innocent,
What lies deep inside,
Is the killer sense!
Oh they messed me up!

Damn I now trust this bub,
Sitting here golden cheers!
Girls! Girls! Girls!

(Fiazio)
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought of,
They enslave you, caress you!

You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse you!
Right then it gets real bad,
Misconceptions they kill you!

You give them all,
You're taken to the mall,
Spend all your money,
Until you fall!

They flirt, tiny skirts!
Eyes blink, you're alert!
Black magic, their mastered skill!
New guys like contraception pills!

Some naughty, some innocent,
What lies deep inside,
Is the killer sense!
Oh they messed me up!

Damn I now trust this bub,
Sitting here golden cheers!
Girls! Girls! Girls!

(Fiazio)
Oral Hygiene Puns
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
Toucan Puns
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Whale Puns
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
Funny Headlines
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Watermelon Puns
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
Funny Poems
There’s been a murder, a woman was killed,
found in a bathtub, partially filled.
A pair of policemen went into the house
and questioned the poor woman’s spouse.
He’d just come home from working all night
and found her like that, a terrible sight.
The younger policeman looked on with dismay.
He’d never forget that terrible day.
He saw the young woman from behind the door
and empty milk cartons all over the floor,
Scattered strawberries, slices of fruit,
and spoonfuls of sugar and honey to boot.
”Who could have done this terrible thing?”
His voice had a horrified, pitiful ring.
”Just look at the clues,” replied Sargeant Miller.
”It looks like the work of a cereal killer.” (Albert Van Hoogmoed)
Shark Puns
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Milk Puns
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
Ocean Puns
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Knife Puns
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
The Dentist and the Viagra
The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
One Liners for Kids
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
Fly Puns
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
Bear Puns
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Buffalo Puns
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Dolphin Puns
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.