Waves Jokes

How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
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