A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.