Watched

Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Have you watched werewolves taking lunch, you will be amused, they literally wolf it down!
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I sat and watched this guy fishing for four hours this morning.

Eventually he said to me, "Why don't you give it a go?"

I said, "No thanks. I don't have the patience."
When I got home from camp today,
My parents almost died.
They asked me how I got this way,
And here's what I replied:

This little cast from heel to hip
Is nothing much at all.
Some broken shingles made me slip
From off the dining hall.

The poison ivy's not too bad.
It missed my back and chest.
Of course, I guess I oughta add
Mosquitoes got the rest.

I tried to eat some hick'ry nuts
And cracked a tooth or two.
And all these bruises, scabs, and cuts?
I haven't got a clue.

I got the lump that's on my head
From diving in the lake.
I should've watched for rocks instead
Of grabbing for the snake.

That leaves this bandage on my chin
And these three finger sprains,
Along with lots of sunburned skin
And sniffles from the rains.

I also got a muscle cramp
And very nearly drowned.
It's some terrific summer camp,
The coolest one around.

(By Richard Thomas)
One day when I was young, I watched my father grilling burgers.
When they were done, he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger.

He than left, and never came back.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who watched his wife making a stew;
But once by mistake,
In a stove she did bake,
That unfortunate Man of Peru.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.