Wants Jokes

Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”—Groucho Marx
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?
A munchkin.
My wife said she wants me to consider purchasing a decent telescope for the family to use.
I told her I’d look into it.
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
My birch of a wife just told me she wants a divorce. Says she’s tired of all of my tree puns.
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