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Wake

Snow Puns
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Owl Puns
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
Birthday Jokes
You know you’re getting old when…
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
Banana puns
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Duck Puns
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
Puns
When I drink, I always end up with rosy cheeks,
I wake up in the flower bed at the end of my garden the next day.
One Liners for Kids
Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Boat Puns
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Jokes For Women
People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.
No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
Doctor Puns
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.
Beach Puns
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Worm Puns
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Dirty Short Jokes
What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? Vomit
Food puns
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Cat Puns
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
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