Wait Jokes

What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
The kids made cards for Mother's Day. I asked for a card as well, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
on Sonday.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
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