Wait Jokes

Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
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