Wait

My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure...
No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.