Wait Jokes

What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
The kids made cards for Mother's Day. I asked for a card as well, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
on Sonday.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
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