Wait Jokes

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
If I had a nickel for every nickel I have... Oh wait, I do. Nevermind.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
"I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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