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I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
How does the Pope dry his hands?
He uses a Papal towel.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
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