Did you hear about the sick juggler? They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
Time to duck.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Yo Momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
I was attacked by a man in the street, he started throwing words at me that began with 'TH'
I dodged this, there and then but i didn't see that coming.
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at storks.
Groucho Marx
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
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