Thank Jokes

“I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…”—Kristen Bell
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. -- Dante Rossetti
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.

Waiter: *Cough*

Me: Thank you.
Thank you for teaching me about bargaining
It means a great deal.
Snow thank you.
Snow thank you.
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