Thank

Me: I'll have a Corona please.

Waiter: *Cough

Me: Thank you.
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Thank you for teaching me about bargaining
It means a great deal.
I would like to take a moment and thank my eyeballs.
Thanks for looking out for me.
Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
I don't think I can ever repay you.
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. -- Dante Rossetti
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.