Taken Jokes

"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
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