Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why are Men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
ā€œI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.ā€
Noel Coward
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.