How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
What was stolen from the music store? The lute.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop.
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
A man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in his house.