Stolen Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
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