Stolen Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.
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