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Stolen Jokes

Closet Puns
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
Potato Puns
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Music Puns
How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Christian Pick Up Lines
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Flamingo Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Couch Puns
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
Tiger Puns
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Tableware Puns
What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.
Spain Puns
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Grass Puns
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Art Puns
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Heart Puns
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Food Pick Up Lines
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
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