Singer Jokes

I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer? Arriba McEntire.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
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