Serve Jokes

What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
Putting on makeup and putting on glasses serve the same purpose...
They make the person look better!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
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