One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Ghost Puns

The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.

Father Puns

Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn

Cosmetics Puns

Putting on makeup and putting on glasses serve the same purpose...
They make the person look better!

Ancient Rome Puns

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!

Hockey Pick Up Lines

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

Crocodile Puns

A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”

Greece Puns

I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.

Monster Puns

What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.

Irish Puns

What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!

Dirty Food Pick Up Lines

How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

Deer Puns

Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.

Tableware Puns

A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.

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