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Serve Jokes

Hockey Pick Up Lines
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Monster Puns
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
Irish Puns
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrickโ€™s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Greece Puns
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Crocodile Puns
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligatorโ€ฆ
He walks up to the bartender and asks, โ€œDo you serve lawyers here?โ€
โ€œYes sir, we do,โ€ says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, โ€œGreat. Then Iโ€™ll have a beer, and my โ€˜gator will have a lawyer.โ€
Ancient Rome Puns
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
Ghost Puns
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Dad Jokes
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, โ€œYou are underaged. I canโ€™t serve you beer.โ€
The weasel asks, โ€œWhat can I have?โ€ The bartender replies, โ€œI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.โ€
โ€œPop!โ€ goes the weasel..
Cosmetics Puns
Putting on makeup and putting on glasses serve the same purpose...
They make the person look better!
Tableware Puns
A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says โ€œwe donโ€™t serve foodโ€.
Zombie Puns
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Father Puns
Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
Deer Puns
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Juice Puns
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, โ€œYou are under-aged. I canโ€™t serve you beer.โ€ The weasel asks, โ€œWhat can I have?โ€

The bartender replies, โ€œI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.โ€

โ€œPop!โ€ goes the weasel.
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