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Electricity Puns
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
Wine Puns
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Bacon Puns
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Puns
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
Snail Puns
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
Volleyball Puns
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Anti Jokes
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar.
They all get a drink, because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.
Quotes
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
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