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You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Monster Puns
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
Zombie Puns
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
Cherry Puns
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Lemon Puns
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Cat Puns
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Nuts Puns
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Utensils Puns
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
Turkey Puns
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Birthday Puns
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
Mummy Puns
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
Mango Puns
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Dragon Puns
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
Dragon Jokes
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
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