Scary Jokes

In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
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