Scary Jokes

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
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