Scary Jokes

What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
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