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You know what they say... Big Feet.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Oh say can you see / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaming.
What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.
Can You Say Daddy? Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy." Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "Crap! Say daddy!" Baby: "Crap!" Dad: "What did you say?" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "I'm home!" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "What? Where did you hear that?" Baby: "Daddy."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
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