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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!
What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?
It's morphine time.
What did the frustrated doctor say to the nurse?
Gauze dammit!
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

"I guess you had to be there."
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Can You Say Daddy?
Can You Say Daddy? Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy." Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "Crap! Say daddy!" Baby: "Crap!" Dad: "What did you say?" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "I'm home!" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "What? Where did you hear that?" Baby: "Daddy."
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
What did the frustrated doctor say to the nurse?
Gauze dammit!
What did the doctor say to the nurse that was attractive to the patient with the staph infection?
"Why are you so abscess-ed with him?"
What did the nurse at the blood bank say to the nervous patient?
B positive
What did the police officer say to the hand?
Stop! You are under a wrist!
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.