Reason Jokes

"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” - Molly McGee
“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common enemy.” - Anonymous
Two peanuts were walking down the road but only one was attacked. They suspect the reason was the other was unsalted.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”

- Jarod Kintz.
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"Humor is reason gone mad."
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
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