Reason

The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
I told my friend I was attacked by a shark.

He said, "Did you punch it on the nose?"

I said, "No, it just attacked me for no reason."
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
There’s no reason to wine about you.