Push

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, “Push! Push!”
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
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