"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, “Push! Push!”
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.