Problem Jokes

My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
“Stand behind the car,” I said.
“Let’s get this problem to end.”
“When I turn the signal on,
If it’s working, let me know.”
I hit the blinker and then I heard:
“Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!”
(Joanna Fuchs)
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen though... that's the problem.”

― A.A. Milne.
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
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