Problem

The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A Blond walks into a doctors office and says:
"Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts...
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!"
The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
One problem with antibiotics is that no matter how popular it gets....It’s never going viral.
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.