Problem

The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
There once was a poet named Bates
Whose limericks were never that great
His first lines weren't bad
But the problem he had
Was he always tried to fit way too many syllables in at the end.
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"

A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.

"It was me, you have a problem with that?"

"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
A guy walks into a bar.
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
A Blond walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
Man says to his boss, "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man: "Ok, I have a serious drinking opportunity."
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!