Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She thought for a moment and said, "No peer pressure."
Avoid pier pressure.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
What do you call a pear in a compressor?
Pear pressure!