One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are underaged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.” “Pop!” goes the weasel..
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee. But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
For breakfast I had ice cream With pickles sliced up in it; For lunch, some greasy pork chops Gobbled in a minute; Dinner? Clams and orange pop, And liverwurst, slicked thick--- And now, oops! Oh pardon me! I'm going to be sick!
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
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