Pop Jokes

The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
I want to ask my girlfriend to marry me, but first I must ask her father's permission...
I have to question the pop before I pop the question.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: "Bad Romans."
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
For breakfast I had ice cream
With pickles sliced up in it;
For lunch, some greasy pork chops
Gobbled in a minute;
Dinner? Clams and orange pop,
And liverwurst, slicked thick---
And now, oops! Oh pardon me!
I'm going to be sick!

(William Cole)
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are underaged. I can’t serve you beer.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
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