Pop Jokes

Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: "Bad Romans."
I want to ask my girlfriend to marry me, but first I must ask her father's permission...
I have to question the pop before I pop the question.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
For breakfast I had ice cream
With pickles sliced up in it;
For lunch, some greasy pork chops
Gobbled in a minute;
Dinner? Clams and orange pop,
And liverwurst, slicked thick---
And now, oops! Oh pardon me!
I'm going to be sick!

(William Cole)
Baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pop you tonight.
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are underaged. I can’t serve you beer.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
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