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Funny Parenting Quotes
“You dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.”

- 'What To Expect When You Are Expecting'.
One Liners and Short Jokes
When is it okay to Love thy neighbor? When her husband is away on business.
Football Puns
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Taco Puns
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
Password Puns
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Mouth Puns
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
They're mouthbreathers.
Weather Puns
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Leg Puns
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
That’s okay, he’s all-right now!
Spine Puns
I think my back hurts. I'm okay though.
It's spine.
Poop Puns
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Ancient Rome Puns
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
Toilet Puns
When is it okay to wash your shoes in the toilet?
When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.
Horse Puns
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Toxic Pick Up Lines
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Lamp Puns
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
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