Okay Jokes

When is it okay to wash your shoes in the toilet?
When there's a bidet. People use them to wash their booties.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
“You dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.”

- 'What To Expect When You Are Expecting'.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
That’s okay, he’s all-right now!
I think my back hurts. I'm okay though.
It's spine.
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
When is it okay to Love thy neighbor? When her husband is away on business.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
They're mouthbreathers.
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