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A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
If I had a penny for every time I dropped a penny, I would have none!
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
Friend you’re one year older
Time waits for none, I think.
Since weather’s getting colder
Let me buy you a drink.
I’ll make sure it’s really hot
And quite the tasty brew.
Now let’s drink up to the thought
I’m not as old as you!
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
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