None Jokes

How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing.
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Friend you’re one year older
Time waits for none, I think.
Since weather’s getting colder
Let me buy you a drink.
I’ll make sure it’s really hot
And quite the tasty brew.
Now let’s drink up to the thought
I’m not as old as you!
If I had a penny for every time I dropped a penny, I would have none!
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
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