I wish you something, just canโt remember, Donโt be upset, youโre my family member. It was clearly, on my mind, With so many thoughts, itโs hard to find.
Visions appear of colorful balloons, In the background I hear those fine tunes. Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake, It must be your birthday, as I awake.
A man gets up and heads off to work despondent that not one member of his family has wished him Happy Birthday. What an ungrateful lot he thinks.
When he gets to work his attractive secretary asks him whatโs wrong and he explains. โWhy donโt I take you out to lunch to cheer you up,โ she says.
After a lovely lunch and a couple of glasses of champagne, she says do you mind if we drop into my apartment on the way home.
Interested, he replies, โSure!โ
At her apartment she smiles, fixes him a drink, and then says, โI just have to slip into the bedroom for a minute.โ In a moment sheโs back with a birthday cake, his family and all his friends.
And thereโs him lying naked on the couch.
"ah..." he says. "Surprise?"
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