Male Jokes

What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
Em-bro-yos.
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
How to determine the gender of your cat?
pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
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