Male Jokes

What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Too Hot For TV
Too Hot For TV Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Se*?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
Em-bro-yos.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Its hard being a teenage mother
Especially when you're a teenage male.
How to determine the gender of your cat?
pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
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