How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Why don't women have men's brains? A. Because they don't have penises to keep them in!
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.