Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Why don't women have men's brains? A. Because they don't have penises to keep them in!
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.