Mail Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.

The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
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