Lose

Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Why did the detective lose his second job at the airport?
He kept cracking cases.
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!