Lose

I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Why did the detective lose his second job at the airport?
He kept cracking cases.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.