Later Jokes

A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
“Sooner or later we all quote our mothers." – Bern Williams
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

- Mary Bly.
We were having lunch with my wife's parents. Her father asked if she and I were still going to a concert later that night. He asked, "Are you guys going out?"
I said, "actually, we're married".
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
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