"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how." - Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain." His wife asked, "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.” “She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
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