Knows Jokes

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen
“My wife is a psychologist… Not only does she know when I’m being a jerk, but she knows exactly what type of jerk I’m being.”—Lee Judge
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
Which one of Sneezy’s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Everyone knows that it is easier to bury short people. All you need to do is find the correct shoe box.
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
—P.J. O’Rourke
There was a young lady of Kent.
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
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