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Dark Short Jokes
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Wolf Puns
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Clever Jokes
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
Dirty Short Jokes
A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his foreskin to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.
Doctor Puns
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon discoverd, however, I wasn't the real McCoy.
Bowling Puns
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Soccer Puns
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
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