Hits Jokes

Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
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