Hits

If a meteorite perfectly hits a planet, what do we call those ones which miss? Meteowrongs.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Yo Mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.