What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Yo Mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
If a meteorite perfectly hits a planet, what do we call those ones which miss? Meteowrongs.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.