Hits

Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.
Alex said, "You are so tall that your forehead hits the moon". I calmly replied, "At least, I have a crater named after me on the moon".
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Yo Mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
When you sneeze, your head hits the ground.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
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