Healthy Jokes

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
“I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane, and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real.”

- Reese Witherspoon.
What makes nuts healthy? They have many nut-rients.
What do you call people avoiding healthy fats?
Avocadonts.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
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