Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it is white and settles all over their land.
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me. I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
Let Him Without Sin...
Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute.
It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let him who has no sin cast the first stone."
The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away.
All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.
Jesus sighs and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."