Hate Jokes

The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Let Him Without Sin... Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let him who has no sin cast the first stone." The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman. Jesus sighs and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
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