Happens

Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What happens when two snails get into a fight? They slug it out!
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Sip happens."