Great

I was upset that my mom had sewn patches onto her sweater.
Patches was a great cat.
I once asked my grandfather how he'd lived so long
He smiled and said; "I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my cereal every morning."

I always thought that was a little weird but he did live a long life and left a great legacy; a thriving career, loving wife, seven children, sixteen grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a massive hole in the crematorium wall.
“Don't be so humble – you are not that great.”
Golda Meir
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
Mark Twain
“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
Demetri Martin
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
I feel tail great!
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Midwife (handing me the baby): "Make sure you’re supporting his head."
Me: "That’s a great head you have there, Well done!"