Great

Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I was upset that my mom had sewn patches onto her sweater.
Patches was a great cat.
Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!
I once asked my grandfather how he'd lived so long
He smiled and said; "I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my cereal every morning."

I always thought that was a little weird but he did live a long life and left a great legacy; a thriving career, loving wife, seven children, sixteen grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a massive hole in the crematorium wall.
“Don't be so humble – you are not that great.”
Golda Meir
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
Mark Twain
“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
Demetri Martin
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
I feel tail great!
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Midwife (handing me the baby): "Make sure you’re supporting his head."
Me: "That’s a great head you have there, Well done!"
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.