Great Jokes

I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
What does a gardener call the tree surgeon who also makes a great cup of coffee?
Arbor-ista.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
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