Giving

Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
I'm really determined and keen,
To start giving this house a spring clean.
I will do it I say,
Yes, I'll do it today,
Well, I'll do it tomorrow, I mean.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, “Push! Push!”
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
My boyfriend broke up with me because he says I'm too 'controlling'.
Funny thing is, I don't remember giving him permission to speak.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”.

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.