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Crocodile Puns
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Yard Puns
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œMother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.โ€

- William Galvin.
โ€œMother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.โ€

- William Galvin.
Yoga Pick Up Lines
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Toilet Puns
I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.
No one gives a crap.
Fish Puns
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Poop Puns
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?
Elf Puns
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
Color Puns
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When Chuck Norris goes scuba diving
He gives the water the bends.
Phone Puns
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Language Pick Up Lines
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Crow Puns
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
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