Fine

Homeless man attacks kid with a knife
Don’t worry the kid was fine. He had a knife.
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
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Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I was in the hospital the other day and the nurse asked how I was doing; I told her I was fine until my bladder had to go and get infected.
I mean, the gall...
Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?
Me: No, thanks.

Nurse: Fine. Suture self.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
The Farmer and the Pig Food
The Farmer and the Pig Food A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: "Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around". The man is shocked, he says "Sir that is animal cruelty! I'll have to fine you $10,000!" The next day another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer replies: "Oh the pigs? Only the finest products sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses and hand picked salads!" The man is shocked, he says "Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they'll get sick! I'll have to fine you $10,000!" The third day another man approaches the farmer again and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: "Oh the pigs? I just give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves."
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”