Salad

I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
What do you call a hospital ward full of epileptic vegetables?
Seizure salad.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
Miles Kington
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
This foundation is rock salad.