Final Jokes

How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions๏ปฟ.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
When dad died he left me his Subaru.
It was his final Legacy.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
I have the final sleigh.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on meโ€”theyโ€™re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
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