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Final Jokes

Dad Jokes
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Christian Quotes
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin
Closet Puns
I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Dad Puns
When dad died he left me his Subaru.
It was his final Legacy.
Crow Puns
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Funny Aging Quotes
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
Christmas Puns
I have the final sleigh.
Strawberry Puns
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Art Puns
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Space Puns
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Train Puns
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Utensils Puns
Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
Ear Puns
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
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