Final Jokes

A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
When dad died he left me his Subaru.
It was his final Legacy.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I have the final sleigh.
I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
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