Final

A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".
The husband asks to make love.
The wife says, "No."
Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"
She responds, "Yes."
"Then I'd like to call a friend."
One mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. -- George Carlin
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle