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Onion Puns
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
Electricity Puns
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!โ€
Band Puns
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Tree Puns
Why arenโ€™t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Hummus Puns
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Viking Puns
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œIf I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans. Sorry, giraffe, but I gotta do what's best for me."
- Amber Tozer
Theater Puns
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Crow Puns
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Zebra Puns
Zebras arenโ€™t fans of colouring books. They donโ€™t like having to stay between the lions.
Football Puns
Whyโ€™s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Ancient Rome Puns
Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?
The Caesarean section.
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