Fans Jokes

Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
“If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans. Sorry, giraffe, but I gotta do what's best for me."
- Amber Tozer
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?
The Caesarean section.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
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