Fans

Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!