Everyone

Why don't mining towns have hospitals?
Because everyone there only ever suffers from minor injuries.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
"Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optometrist."
"Who?"
"Everyone."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”
Marc Maron
There was a fire in a yodelling school.
Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
The Problem With the Light Switch
The Problem With the Light Switch Recently I was having trouble with my light switch so I called for the maintenance guy. An old grizzled Chinese man arrived shortly after and inspected the switch. He stated that the light switch was working perfectly fine but noted that indeed it was not working as I had said. "This is not a job for just one person. You need more people to help you." He said, so I got my wife to help. Still no good. "More people" he said as he saw it still not working. So at that point, I got my son and daughter to help as well but still no luck "Many more." He said. Luckily the neighbors were home and after a quick discussion with them I had the whole clan from next door over to help. In total there were now 11 people, plus the maintenance man in the lounge. At this point the maintenance man tells me to get everyone to touch the switch and to try it again and sure enough, it worked. I was flabbergasted and asked how and why this had worked now where it wouldn't before with just myself He replied "Many hands make light work."