Everyone

Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I’m a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I don’t know what to make of it.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
The Problem With the Light Switch
The Problem With the Light Switch Recently I was having trouble with my light switch so I called for the maintenance guy. An old grizzled Chinese man arrived shortly after and inspected the switch. He stated that the light switch was working perfectly fine but noted that indeed it was not working as I had said. "This is not a job for just one person. You need more people to help you." He said, so I got my wife to help. Still no good. "More people" he said as he saw it still not working. So at that point, I got my son and daughter to help as well but still no luck "Many more." He said. Luckily the neighbors were home and after a quick discussion with them I had the whole clan from next door over to help. In total there were now 11 people, plus the maintenance man in the lounge. At this point the maintenance man tells me to get everyone to touch the switch and to try it again and sure enough, it worked. I was flabbergasted and asked how and why this had worked now where it wouldn't before with just myself He replied " Many hands make light work."
Why don't mining towns have hospitals?
Because everyone there only ever suffers from minor injuries.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his sister where he was.
She said: “Oh, he wanted to go as our dad for Halloween.”
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.