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The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask for directions
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!