End Jokes

"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
"The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk."
- Ogden Nash
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
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