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Jokes For Women
Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask for directions
Quotes
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz
Clever Jokes
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
Writing Puns
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Easter Puns
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Train Puns
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Snail Puns
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
Dolphin Puns
Why did the dolphin end its own life?
It was missing a porpoise.
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
Medical Puns
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Wine Puns
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
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