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When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
I went to the doctor yesterday and he reckons I'm paranoid.
I wonder who else he's told.
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”
Ann Landers
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
Did you hear about the man who had nothing else to do so drilled into his own head?
He was bored to death.
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face,
And someone else is in my place!
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
The number of followers you have doesn't make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12. -- Anonymous